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Bronze

$250
per month
  • Two hour photography session
  • Sample images from the shoot emailed via dropbox within 24 hours
  • Your choice of ten images to be edited

Gold

$350
per month
  • Four hour photography session
  • Sample images from the shoot emailed via dropbox within 24 hours
  • Your choice of twenty  images to be edited

Tabs

I could go to jail, or hell, or jail-hell. Sometimes with Jimmy Jr, I don’t know what to say. But now I don’t know what not to say and it’s like okay guys, who can get to my mouth first? You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. I’m just not sure if I’ll be any good on the grill with one free hand.

Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads? Hey, you don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self esteem over a period of years. My crotch is itchy. Give them ridiculous French accents. There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. If I were a hamburger you’d come and watch! I thought I saw a baby bump.

I think we should just be friends with dental benefits. Dear Diary: Tonight I’m sneaking off to the abandoned taffy factory to look for treasure. Also, if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses. YOU GORGEOUS IDIOT! You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. I didn’t know our county was bi. Good for us. Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go. Butts.

If we see any mermaids, I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are. It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic. Not if you’re a fish. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. Chad the Zombie touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair from my art class. I think her name is Kristi. Ugg, my heart just pooped its pants.

Accordion

I could go to jail, or hell, or jail-hell. Sometimes with Jimmy Jr, I don’t know what to say. But now I don’t know what not to say and it’s like okay guys, who can get to my mouth first? You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. I’m just not sure if I’ll be any good on the grill with one free hand.

Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads? Hey, you don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self esteem over a period of years. My crotch is itchy. Give them ridiculous French accents. There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. If I were a hamburger you’d come and watch! I thought I saw a baby bump.

I think we should just be friends with dental benefits. Dear Diary: Tonight I’m sneaking off to the abandoned taffy factory to look for treasure. Also, if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses. YOU GORGEOUS IDIOT! You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. I didn’t know our county was bi. Good for us. Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go. Butts.

If we see any mermaids, I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are. It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic. Not if you’re a fish. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. Chad the Zombie touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair from my art class. I think her name is Kristi. Ugg, my heart just pooped its pants.


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